Prospect Park has everything… well, just about everything. You’d be hard-pressed to find a part in Frederick Law Olmsted’s last will and testament that says he’s cool with people throwing all their excess records and winter clothing in his lush grass landscape. Plus, the NYPD doesn’t take kindly to litterbugs, even when their litter consists of Billy Joel records and a $2,000 percolator. So, why not just bypass the terrible plan of putting your things in a public park and
store your stuff somewhere you know drifters can’t touch it. Clutter will pick up your stuff and store it in a spot with 24/7 security, motion-sensing cameras, and alarms. Not only that, but they create an online photo catalog of everything you have, so you don’t have to drop another two grand on a second percolator. Why do you percolate so much?