Down by the bay, there’s a little apartment with too much stuff in it. This apartment accrued all the “stuff” in question by way of one too many garage sales and excursions to the IKEA in Red Hook. The owners of the boxes of old records, partially-assembled desks, and collection of calendars from 1998 have two choices: give this stuff away or
store it somewhere. We’re all about the second option -- it’s 2016 now, but who knows when a calendar from the 90s will be needed. We keep everything safe and sound in our rooms and make sure all your valuables stay valuable. That’s our promise.